About Dogs and Cats and their Buddies. And some little jokes.
Previously posted on my Facebook Page.
DOGS watch our facial expressions, posture, and body movements. They listen to the tone of our voice. They combine all of these observations to determine our meaning. They collate all these, plus our DNA, then submit them to the boss cat for analysis. Dogs and cats are preparing for a feared future battle against AIs. Uh huh. 🐕🚶🧎♀️
NOT many know the exact definitions of words such as zeitgeist, cerise, euonym, succedaneum, or pococurante. Ask your cat or koolcat. They know. 😺😸😼
MORE recently, the American Federation of Astrologers put the number of Americans who read their horoscope every day as high as 70 million, about 23 percent of the population. As for me, I just ask Fizz The Wiz per my day’s life. Done. 🐱😺🙀
HIGH maintenance pets. Some dog breeds require daily grooming sessions, frequent baths or regular visits to a professional groomer to keep their coat in tip-top shape. Takes up time, energy and funds. If you have been spoiling your dog (only) with Ziwi Peak Air-Dried and your cat British Banquet grain-free, + iPhone upgrades each time, don’t complain. 🐕👑🐈
DOG experts (who are actually cats) say if you don’t get along well with your pet and you give them the name of a disliked person, it is considered rude but it'd be hilarious! Named your cat Trump or your dog Biden? If they're someone you like and you adore the pet, it might get a little weird. But weird is good, too. I don’t find it weird that I named my cat Ching. Ching is my mom’s nickname. If you say you don’t like that name, I will have to unfriend and block you. You dig? 🐈😊🐕
ARE some people paid for working out in the gym? My friend Lula pays her two teen-age daughters to work out in a gym, at least two hours a day each. Cellphones are left at home. Kristi and Coco are actually very proud. They tell friends: “We got a job 2 hours max a day but minimum pay, $7.25 for an hour. Sometimes we request an extra hour as overtime. Hey, it’s a job, right?” Friends go, “Awesome!” 🏋️♀️🤸♂️💵
THE Top 5 most aggressive dog breeds are chow chow, akita, pitbull terrier, cane corso, and doberman pinschers. President Biden’s dog Major is an example of a German Shepherd that gets pissed when he hears nonstop political chatter. He’ll bite! Hound dog Arrow The Good Doog is aggressive as well but “aggressive excited.” Not “aggressive ready to bite.” Once she comes near you, be cool as you introduce yourself, she’s a sweet puppy. Just don’t get political on her, too. Dig? 🐕🐩🐕🦺
MILLENNIALS are those born from 1981 to 1996, pretty much my own kids. Gen Z, from 1997 to 2012. Called “digital natives,” the generation to grow up with the internet as a part of daily life. Cats though don’t fall in those age brackets, apparently. They are Highlanders. They know everything, anything. Musical genre, and such. They just fake it that they don’t know because all they wanna play or sing are Bee Gees. 🐱🎧🐱
FRENCH FRIES. During World War I, American soldiers stationed in Belgium discovered these tasty treats. But because most people in the southern part of Belgium speak French, they ended up calling these little slices of heaven “French” fries. Yup. Now, you may google why it is Buffalo Wings, when it is not buffalo. And yes Fortune Cookie wasn’t invented in China. A cat invented it as part of the feline’s many shenanigans. 🍟🍟🍟
INDOOR cat. The cat, commonly referred to as the domestic cat or house cat, is the only domesticated species in the family Felidae. Felidae. Recent advances in archaeology and genetics have shown that the domestication of the cat occurred in the Near East around 7500 BC. Actually, Fizz The Wiz sent me this info. 🐈🏠🐈⬛